Its Da biggest Party in town Tonite (Thursday 11th October)....... All you Madge fans get your drinking gear in order and join us this Thursday for the night of your life..... its gonna be a BATTY night.... ALI assures us that Julie is downtown wiv her mu
OK Scotland Massif (not as massif as us Staines Bro's)...... ALI has a message for you..... Maddonna is Cool.... AAAAYYYYYEEEEE!!!!....... mefinks she so cool that me is gettin me coochie down to da Venue this Furzday.... AAAAyyyyyyyeeeee........ To get it large wiv u lot....... we is shakin our booties to a cool celebration of the only ladeeeee that is better than me Julie.... Yes thats right!!!..... My mate madge..... or as shes known to all you uvver people...... Her Royal Highness Of Pop... MADONNA..... me is wettin mes'en wiv serious anticipation at the Sorted nite ahead....... BOOYAKASHA!!!!!!...... AAAAyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!! lots of coolness and wild fun awaits ya, wiv 5 'ours ov wicked music, Kool Karaoke, and 1 ov you lucky people can win yourselv a wicked contract wiv a Top london Lookalike Ageny, in our Madge Lookalike competition... we hav lots ov massif prizes to giv away.... AAAyyyyeeee!!!! and copious amounts of well cheap alcohol...... Girls iv you wanna crack at the ALI G then I'z promisin not too bring me JULIE....... BOOYAKASHA!!!!!
